The new Laz-E-Dog Recliner
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
What do Dogs Think?
What is this dog thinking?
"Forget the Alpo.....I want Peking Duck, Roasted Sherry Duck, Duck Stewed in Red Wine,
Stuffed Duck with Celery, Crispy Barbequed Duck, Smoked Duck...."
Rabid Fan
Though I am wearing an MU Tigers hat, I am really more of a University of Georgia fan. Go Bulldawgs!
Beagle-Terrier mixes make great mascots!
Available for all (supper) bowls!
Special Someone
Sometimes you meet that special someone who just "gets" you.
Oops. I met to say, "Sometimes you meet that special someone who just "licks" you.
"My world has changed", says Wiley.
Monday, May 31, 2010
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Funny Dog in Bib
I'll start with a bowl of ice cold water. Bring me a bone appetizer, followed by Gravy
Train. No dessert--I'm watching my weight.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Wiley Laughing At A Good Joke
A three legged dog goes into a bar. The bartender says, "Dog, what are you doing in here?" The dog replies, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Friday, February 20, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
Spelling Is Always Bad
What does "F-I-X-E-D" mean?"They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?" - Larry Reeb
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Homeland Security
I am currently employed as a "Security Officer". I am often assigned to border patrol. I defend my homeland against illegal entry by any and all unauthorized animals, particularly squirrels. What Wiley Does While We Are At Work
Snap....Don't tell me they forgot to buy more snausages.
I remembered to stay off the couch today.
Where's my Mai Tai?
Go Jayhawks!
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Mad Dog Murder
TOPEKA"MAD DOG" MURDERER ARRESTED.
October 10, 2007
A local man made a grisly discovery of several body parts, including an eye and a foot, early Wednesday morning while searching for his newspaper in the 2700 block of SE Pluto Lane. The unidentified man immediately contacted area law enforcement. The Topeka Police Department's homicide division conducted a thorough search of the area which resulted in the recovery of several additional body parts and other evidence related to the crime. Police stated forensic evidence indicated the murder had occurred within the previous six hours. It appears the murderer was in the process of dismembering of the body when forced to flee to escape detection.
Police Detective Bill Gannon of the Topeka Police Department stated, "I have never witnessed such a brutal crime scene. The victim was literally chewed to pieces. Only a mad dog could commit such an act."
The remains have tentatively been identified as Curtis "Squeaky" Frogg. Mr. Frogg, a Chinese national, had resided in the Topeka area for several years. A long time neighbor of Mr. Frogg, William "Sox" Gato stated, "Squeaky could be irritating at times but no one wanted to see him dead. I don't feel safe in my own home anymore."
Police have arrested and charged Wile E. Dogg with Mr. Frogg's murder. Mr. Frogg was last seen in the company of Mr. Dogg and Mr. Dogg was arrested in the vicinity of the murder scene.
In September, Mr. Dogg was arrested and charged with the assault of Howard Tabby. The arrest report indicated Mr. Dogg viciously grabbed Mr. Tabby by the neck and shook him violently. Mr. Tabby and Mr. Dogg had previously been friends. The attack occurred with provocation.
A trial date has not yet been set.
A local man made a grisly discovery of several body parts, including an eye and a foot, early Wednesday morning while searching for his newspaper in the 2700 block of SE Pluto Lane. The unidentified man immediately contacted area law enforcement. The Topeka Police Department's homicide division conducted a thorough search of the area which resulted in the recovery of several additional body parts and other evidence related to the crime. Police stated forensic evidence indicated the murder had occurred within the previous six hours. It appears the murderer was in the process of dismembering of the body when forced to flee to escape detection.
Police Detective Bill Gannon of the Topeka Police Department stated, "I have never witnessed such a brutal crime scene. The victim was literally chewed to pieces. Only a mad dog could commit such an act."
The remains have tentatively been identified as Curtis "Squeaky" Frogg. Mr. Frogg, a Chinese national, had resided in the Topeka area for several years. A long time neighbor of Mr. Frogg, William "Sox" Gato stated, "Squeaky could be irritating at times but no one wanted to see him dead. I don't feel safe in my own home anymore."
Police have arrested and charged Wile E. Dogg with Mr. Frogg's murder. Mr. Frogg was last seen in the company of Mr. Dogg and Mr. Dogg was arrested in the vicinity of the murder scene.
In September, Mr. Dogg was arrested and charged with the assault of Howard Tabby. The arrest report indicated Mr. Dogg viciously grabbed Mr. Tabby by the neck and shook him violently. Mr. Tabby and Mr. Dogg had previously been friends. The attack occurred with provocation.
A trial date has not yet been set.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
ID Theft
Thousands of innocent people become victims of ID theft each year. Sadly, according to a recent Federal Trade Commission survey, relatives and friends make up over half of all known identity thieves. Experts recommend placing sensitive account numbers and passwords in a secure, locked location. Be sure to check monthly statements for any unauthorized activity, such as large purchases of dog bones or squeaky toys. Any such unauthorized purchases should be disputed immediately with your credit card provider. It is not necessary to explain in detail how your dog gained access to your credit card or learned to type. Simply dispute the charges. In addition, you may wish to order copies of your credit reports annually. If identity theft has occurred, request a "90 day alert" be placed on your file. Such alert may simply state "Alert: Identity may have been stolen by dog. Do not open new account or approve charges without proper identification. Dog tags will not be accepted as proper identification". Should you require additional assistance, please contact the Federal Trade Commission or your state's attorney general's office.
We have an incident...
Growing up involves a lot of learning. I now know shredding an entire roll of toilet paper in the living room is not acceptable.
My Baby Pictures
I was an extremely cute child
This picture was taken soon after I was adopted
Relaxing at home
My Mom says I was the pick of the litter
Asleep in my basket
In my baby basket then...
In my baby basket now....
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